Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Rewarding the Boy who cried WOLF


Premier Dalton McGuinty made a public appearance at a Catholic School in York Region to reveal that Ontario was going to increase school security budgets by ten million dollars.
The tax money will go to all schools, not just Catholic ones, of course, but it's the optics that are an issue.

The Premier* seems to be saying to the public that he thinks it's a good idea to reward the same school board that wasted hundreds of thousands of your tax dollars with their phony fear of 'harassment' claims.
All the time and effort, all the might and money of the government, nothing couldn't make their allegations stick.
They had a chance to provide evidence to the court that they weren't lying, and despite all the cash and resources, the government FAILED to prove any of the slanderous lies the Catholic School Board was spreading.
They couldn't find anything in my past, nor have they found any evidence to support their filthy claims since they first lied about me, back in 2007.
Past, Present, and Future....they found ZERO, and you have to believe that a crowd that persecutes people based upon innuendo would have had no problems using ACTUAL evidence against me or anyone else.
So shocking that the government couldn't find a shred of evidence, almost like it never existed in the first place.
(WMDs anyone?)

And now Dalton wants to throw more of your good money after bad.
I am NOT saying that this knee-jerk response to the Sandy Hook Slaughter in America doesn't have it's merit...it's the public relations move of announcing increases in security spending at a school run by so-called religious authorities, who think NOTHING of WASTING OUR MONEY and SMEARING INNOCENT CANADIANS, that I find offensive.
An open letter to Premier Dalton McGuintyI would like to find out something about this case of SLANDER being used to attack and defame me. After I requested a cease and desist order and was talked out of it by a Justice of the Peace, because "It wouldn't be effective" and "get yourself a lawyer and sue them". I received a trespassing letter from the Catholic School Board Lawyer, John Woon, VERY shortly after this, even though I had NOT been on their so called property. I would like to know if the JP contacted the York Regional Police. The Police and the Catholic School board have been COLLUDING to SLANDER my name and VIOLATE my RIGHTS, by intimidation torture and continuing harassment. Did the Justice of the Peace I spoke to stab me in the back Dalton? Is this what citizens should expect when they reach out for HELP? I wrote YOU, and you told me to call the police....now it seems the police have been conspiring all along to make this false gossip a reality, including referring to me in their notebooks as "STILL In the
The boy who cried #KeswickProblemsThere once was a boy in Keswick who was bored as he sat before his computer. To amuse himself he tweeted "#KESWICKPROBLEMS there are suspicious people in the public park" The locals called out the police, but when the cops arrived, they found an innocent old man sitting on a bench talking on the phone. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces, chuckling at the expense of his prank. "Stop tweeting 'KeswickProblems' when there's no Keswick problems", kid" said the Keswickians, before storming off back home. Later, the troublemaker tweeted again, "Pervert! Pervert! A perv is walking through our neighbourhood #KeswickProblems". To his naughty delight, he watched the locals and police come running once more to help him drive away the imaginary pervert. When they saw nothing but the same old man limping down the street they sternly said, "SAVE your frightened tweets for when there is REALLY something wrong! Don't cry 'perv' when there is NO perv!". But the boy j

An E-Mail from Dalton McGuintyHow can I tell an election is looming? I must have sent Ontario "premier" Dalton McGuinty thirty e-mails over the last three or so years, detailing the actions of the people he said were "accountable to us"... ...the Catholic "school" Board. My first e-mail was met with a letter.He suggested I call the "local police department". I had already done that, and later would be tortured and wrongfully imprisoned by these so called "police". I told him so in subsequent e-mails, many of which I have posted here in journals readily available to all who choose to read them. But Dalton McGuinty never responded again...until now...days from a date upon which we the people have an opportunity to vote this useless politician out of office. Here is the latest e-mail from Dalton McGuinty, the Premier of Ontario, absolving himself of all responsibility for actions taken by agents of the province of Ontario, that were acted upon, presumably, for the province of Ontario...t
Another Open Letter to Dalton McGuinty"I hope you will understand that I am unable to be of direct assistance to you. It would be inappropriate for me, as Premier, to intervene in the situation, as elected officials are not permitted to interfere in legal issues or matters before the courts. Therefore, neither I nor my officials can comment or provide legal advice on your situation" "I hope you can appreciate that it would be inappropriate for me, as Premier, to comment on or intervene in operational policing matters" Both these quotes are from our USELESS Premier, Dalton McGuinty.I don't WANT Dalton and his underlings to "comment or provide legal advice on (my) situation" I want a PUBLIC APOLOGY for what has happened. I want a PUBLIC APOLOGY for the despicable way my name was dragged through the mud by agents of the Ontario Government. As far as "legal issues or matters before the courts" go, I have NO knowledge of any current court matter or legal issue before the court. If they were A

The Campaign of Whispers               April 27 2007 was the first time I heard the disgusting allegations against me. The Geniole family, who formerly lived at 39 Highcastle, sent the police to my house to investigate their claim that I was “Looking at Children in the Park”.
             The police spoke with me for a short time and were convinced that these allegations were groundless.(or so I THOUGHT at the time)
              I have had disput


*Dalton McGUILTY is really more of a Semi-Premier or Demi-Premier, because he resigned rather than answer questions about his power-plant/election boondoggle that cost us hundreds of millions in taxes.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

DANGER SIGNS ARE AHEAD






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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Jack Reacher Round Again and TToG&R


I don't know anything about the new movie 'Jack Reacher',
but my reliable non-existent friend told me
there will be a series of the 'Jack Reacher' films
Including one my invisible sources inform me will be titled
'Jack Reacher Back Mountain'
Cruising with Jack ReacherFor my facebook friends, the first part of this was posted there. The rest is new. I don't know anything about the new Tom Cruise movie, but I do know that it'll be a wasted opportunity if the film doesn't include these lines: "Anyone seen Jack Reacher? I'm looking for a Reacher 'round here" Think of this as one of those prank phone-calls that Bart Simpson plays on Moe's Bar. These lines would be uttered by a 'Moe-like' character, followed by his patrons laughing. On to the next one.... I haven't seen 'Jack Reacher', but my reliable imaginary sources tell me Tom Cruise is already shooting a sequel, an "evil twin" flick, rumoured to be called 'The Cole Trickle/Jack Reacher Story' (Separated at Birth) Finally.... I haven't seen 'Jack Reacher', but I hear Tom Cruise is planning a third movie in the series, tentatively titled 'Jack Reacher from the Black Lagoon'. I would love to hear any 'Jack Reacher' titles you would love (or hate) to see. Have a ni


TTG&R

I hear the people all talking overseas
They talk of Guns and Religion
And folks from the border south of me
They talk of Guns and Religion

Now I hear those same words all around me
They talk of Guns and Religion
What the hell can I do to make you see
That talk of Guns and Religion
Doesn't seem like the best way to be free
Don't talk of Guns and Religion.

From Afghanistan to the United States
the talk of Guns and Religion
Is often followed by death and misery
Oh look a pretty flower

What?
You were expecting me to talk of Guns and Religion again weren't you?
Stop doing that right now, or you get no dessert.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Guns don't kill progress, people do


"The only real school massacres that have occurred in this country has been Columbine, Virginia Tech, and this one. That's three in the past decade, or rather more than the past decade considering that Columbine happened in 1999"
A person who goes by the name 'BlameThe1st' :iconblamethe1st: actually said this.
Here is the entire, but probably ongoing conversation. [link]

I take exception to the word "ONLY".
Isn't ONE incident of multiple homicide too many?
He sights three incidents, but how many people killed?
How many men women and children traumatized in ONLY those three incidents mentioned?
Not to mention the massacres that ONLY happened in places OTHER than schools.

When I asked Blamethe1st if he found the statistic of three school massacres acceptable, he dodged the question.

"My point is that, the shock of these atrocities aside, In the end, they are anomalies, not the norm. Violent crime is still on the decline".
What a considerate person. I guess Blamethe1st thinks that's GOOD NEWS for everyone mourning family and friends today...

Your child's murder, and your grief?
Blamethe1st says it's only an anomaly...Merry Christmas.

Sad ArithmeticAccess to affordable mental health services > Access to guns Prisoners = Cheap Labour More Guns = More Crime + More Murder More Crime = More Prisoners More Prisoners =  More Profit for PRIVATE Prison Owners If you don't like to "do the math", how about some quotes instead? ‎"The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure" Lyndon Banes Johnson "Guns were invented and designed as weapons of war, not tools of defense, no matter what the NRA tries to tell you" Craig Wilkins AKA KeswickPinhead "Guns are bad, I tell you" Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem "John Lennon, Doctor King, Harvey Milk, all for GOD DAMNED NOTHING, god is a bullet have mercy on us everyone" "She could have been your mother" Johnette Napolitano - Concrete Blondes 'God is a Bullet'  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZpkimAZSI&feature=share I will not be posting any attempts at levity today. The thought of trying to be funny right now.
Shooting at the Food CourtShots fired in the Eaton Center in Toronto. Horrible...who would shoot in a crowded place like a mall? News is just going mental around here lately, with the story of a hand and a foot being mailed to politicians, a twisted snuff-film making murderer on the loose, and now we've got another psychopath out there who needs locking up. I wish the police all the best in the pursuit of this violent turd who clearly has no concern for their fellow human beings. My heart goes out to those injured or dead (no word yet, it's a breaking story) and their families. For up to date details you could search 'Eaton Center' or #EatonCenter on Twitter...the tweets are coming fast and furious.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Martin Short brings back the laughter

Great Canadian Comedian/Actor Martin Short has shown us the way forward.

I was having difficulty with the notion of attempting to make humour after the recent tragedy, until I watched Martin Short host Saturday Night Live (SNL).
I was curious about how SNL was going to pull off a comedy show recorded so soon after that terribly sad day.
They had written skits all week not knowing what was going to happen...did they have to shelve some material?

I needn't have worried, with Martin Short hosting, the incomparable Paul McCartney as the musical guest, and amazing cameo appearances. The show was thoroughly enjoyable.

The answer to the question "how will they do it?" has been answered...
VAGINA JOKES!

From the opening musical number, sung to the tune of "The most wonderful time of the year" turned into a song about people having more sex during the holidays, to the Royal Gynecologist sketch, it was wall-to-wall vagina jokes.
According to one sketch, protocol states that the Royal Gynecologist has a number of official ways to refer to Duchess Katherine's genitals, none of which is 'vagina', which would get him executed.

I think my favourite was "the Chunnel".:giggle: 

Another new fave was a character called 'The girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with'...I loved it.

I'm indebted to Mister Short, Sir Paul, the cast and crew of SNL, and the star-studded extras who pitched in for last night's show....

The laughter you provided was just the medicine we needed. Thank you.

"I wonder....how does a man sit on a piano?"

Monday, December 10, 2012

What's in a name?


Anyone who has been following along knows I love to point out when a famous person, particularly politicians or journalists, mix their metaphors or just botch what they were trying to say.
Uncomplicatedishness and Blinkered PunditryToday I heard a man on television say that the assassinated Mayor of Kandahar had unmatched "courageousness". Um…'courage' would suffice, actually. Then I heard a rapper called Pitbull say he never meant to "defamate" Lyndsay Lohan. Now…I'm familiar with the word 'defecate', but I believe 'defame' is what this wordsmith was trying to say. BTW, I'm not trying to defecate the courageosity of anybody who usifies these words with regularness. I'm just sayalizing that, sometimes, lessness is more. *************************** I have heard some questions and statements about the situation in Libya from News reports from NATO member countries that I find troublesome. First, a lot of attention has been paid to the percentage of Tripoli controlled by the Freedom Fighters. Was it 90%, was it less? I would like to ask these pundits this: How many cities in so-called "civilized" countries are 100% law-abiding and safe? Recent riots in America, Canada, and Brit
Say that again, Ed?"Mitt Romney went on the offensive today, defending himself..." - Ed Schultz on MSNBC 'The Ed Show' What does that even mean? If you are defending yourself wouldn't you just call that being 'on the defensive'? I will say that Ed Schultz was nearly right. Mitt Romney spent today on the defensive because of the offensive things he's been caught saying...again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsWJJJFLJE

His mother wanted a penis?"His mother wanted a pianist" said the '60 Minutes' correspondent and anchor of CBS NEWS.    It sure would have been mortifying for CBS if they had to explain that the mother of Leon Panetta did NOT desire male genitalia.:giggle:Thankfully, Scott Pelley did NOT get the pronunciation of "pianist" incorrect....unlike the way he pronounced "memento".      It's embarrassing enough that Scott Pelley, a journalist, apparently thinks the word is "MOMENTO", but "His Mom wanted a Dick" would have been TOO funny...unless we're talking about Leon's brother, Richard.              By the way, I don't know if Leon Panetta actually has a brother named Dick, and I can't be bothered to Google it, but you see, I don't CLAIM to be a professional journalist.       Scott Pelley is one of the top news people at CBS, and his misspoken words go out to millions.
Scratching the Iceberg"We are just scratching the iceberg"  said the Animal Behaviour Scientist on the TV screen. Maybe I'm wrong here, I'm no Rocket Surgeon, but does that also mean they are only seeing the tip of the surface?:giggle:Remember, never look a silver lining in the mouth, because every cloud has a gift-horse.:lol:

So, since I'm critical of the flubs of others, it's only fair to take myself to task.


"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness." Napoleon Hill
posted  J. Brooke Simmons, or ‏@VirtualCheetah from GreenDoorVirtual.com

"IDK. William Alexander Bell wanted a device to help his deaf wife. I wouldn't exactly call that selfless" I responded

to which she quickly replied " Lol... Always the devils advocate".

Couldn't resist the irony of answering "I disagree.", but did you catch it?

The inventor of the telephone was actually Alexander Graham Bell.
William Alexander was the double-first-named-artist (DFNA) who taught painting on TV...before Bob Ross...another DFNA.
In my rush to be Larry Contrary I mixed an artist with an inventor...which is great, maybe, if you want the name of the first guy to do a painting of a telephone.:giggle:

On to round two of 'Craig BUTCHERS famous people's names'.

It irks me that reporters still refer to the Duchess of Cambridge as "Kate Middleton"...and not because I am a rabid monarchist, because I'm not.
I just can't recall the press referring to Princess Di as 'Diana Spencer' after William's mother was married.

So...I commented to @TMZ that her name now was actually Katherine Windsor....which, of course, isn't actually true either.

This branch of the Royal Family used to go by the last name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha....there's a mouthful.
Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth's husband, has the last name Mountbatten, but that was also changed from Battenberg.
So, Kate's name could be Kate Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, if you think the monarch, even if female, should always retain their name, or Kate Battenberg, if you believe the Queen should take the last name of her husband.

Why did the Royals switch their name to Windsor?
War(s) with Germany, and the inevitable anti-German sentiment that arose in Britain as a result of those wars.


This may seem strange, but I feel better about the mistakes I've made once I correct them.
Embarrassed about making them, but relieved that I'm smart enough to catch them...at least, some of the time.:D

Don't look a Gift-Horse midstreamNever change horses in the mouth. If it ain't broke, make an omelette. If you've got broken eggs, don't fix it. There is no revenge so complete as a dish served cold. Revenge is a dish best served as forgiveness. After reading these hilarious mixed-metaphors the other day http://www.jimcarlton.com/my_favorite_mixed_metaphors.htm I decided to do some maxim-mash-ups myself. Have a nice day, may the force long and prosper. :iconlukeskywalkerplz::iconspockplz: