The ABDICATION Rumours were FALSE

Abdication Rumours were false

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 2, 2012, 10:40 AM

It was an April Fools prank.
I would never relinquish hold of the Monarchy of Toast, nor shirk my role as your Royally Toasted Ruler.
I am, and will always be, the King of All Toast.
Let the toastdancing begin.

The Cats have Won:thumb293259086:
I woke up this morning to find snow on the ground.
Then, like someone telling you they don't like your clothes after they've viciously clubbed you with a banana (adding insult to injury) I discovered that CATS have taken over everything.
There is only one thing I, as your Royally Toasted Ruler can do, abdicate.
Resistance is futile.
All hail our Feline Overlords.
Sincerely
The Former King of All Toast

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Uncomplicatedishness and Blinkered PunditryToday I heard a man on television say that the assassinated Mayor of Kandahar had unmatched "courageousness".
Um…'courage' would suffice, actually.

Then I heard a rapper called Pitbull say he never meant to "defamate" Lyndsay Lohan.
Now…I'm familiar with the word 'defecate', but I believe 'defame' is what this wordsmith was trying to say.

BTW, I'm not trying to defecate the courageosity of anybody who usifies these words with regularness.
I'm just sayalizing that, sometimes, lessness is more.

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