Headlines from the Georgina Advocate do their best Hulk impersonation:
Grossi NOT LAUGHING
Grossi FURIOUS
"You can smirk all you want, but were taking it seriously. If you don't want to be here you can leave...I don't really care" said Mayor Rob Grossi, fictitiously adding "I sure hope you fart dressed like a beaver".
Communications:
Advocate No. 1 source of Butt Beaver Biscuits
Prime Minister Stephen Harper wants prison for life
Locals vow brutality
"This ain't Canada right now" - Mark Charlebois - York Regional Police Thug
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