Fifty Shades of (fill in the blank)

Fifty Shades of (fill in the blank)

He grabbed her (fill in the blank) while she attended to my (fill in the blank) with her (fill in the blank)
Then we ordered pizza.

Fifty Shaves of Craig pt. 5White stubble, from the goatee he'd started to grow quite recently, scratchily bristled against her skin like sandpaper from Santa Claus.

On Saturday I normally (fill in the blank) [link]

He grabbed her cell phone while she attended to my desire

 for caffeine with her espresso machine.
Then we ordered pizza.