Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Three Stooges DEMAND Dementia Fund

Taxpayers to fund Mayor's dementia, covered in santorum, dressed like a beaver....that's JUSTICE for you.
AUTHORIZED Ridicule Hatred & Contempt"Taxpayers are footing the bill for a defamation lawsuit filed by Georgina Mayor Rob Grossi" http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1281745--georgina-mayor-sues-former-employee

It sure must be nice to be able to dip into the pig-trough of our tax dollars to defend yourself against defamation.
I too have been subjected to ridicule hatred and contempt, Mayor Grossi.
I have also suffered personal embarrassment and humiliation at the hands of the authorities in Georgina and York Region, so I have some questions for the Mayor.

Were YOU treated like a crim
Letter to Fran Bagley, Mike Stock, and Rob GrossiA letter to Catholic "Superintendent" Frances Bagley, Mayor Rob Grossi, and Staff Sargeant Mike Stock. The beginning and end of this are new, but some of the middle was here previously, browse all of it, or you might miss a zinger or two.
Sorry for the length, and thank you for your patience and support.
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I am curious, Frances...
You had an opportunity to demand your lie-filled disclosure be submitted to the court as evidence of your baseless allegations.
You had an opportunity to give spoken testimony as well.
You had a chance to prove you weren't talking out of some

An apology note, that's all. Not even a bottle of gin or fresh underwear.

Wacky blow team 'contrarian big mouths'.
Public won't hear semen, after everyone poops their pants.

Alzheimers's Awareness Month
All York residents have some form of dementia, warm fuzzy come.


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Hactivism on CNN?

Was CNN just hacked?

As this D-bag reporter explained why SOPA and PIPA were a good thing(?) all of a sudden, a CLOWN FACE was superimposed over his face.
You could still see the apologist's features under the CLOWN FACE.
It only lasted a few seconds.
Long enough to make him, and everything he was saying appear RIDICULOUS.:nod:

I'm not imagining this am I?

If it is our old friend ANONYMOUS, I'd just like to say BRAVO.
That was the funniest damn thing I've seen on CNN in a while, and, let's face it, when it comes to reporting the news, CNN is a joke.

I hope that Fox "news" is being similarly attacked.
CNN may be a joke, but Faux News isn't even reporting news.
I would call what they do FICTION.

...or perhaps "PROPAGANDA" would be a better description of the phony bullshit they're peddling as "fair and balanced".

Keep up the Wood Gork, Anonymous. :iconanonymousplz:

Force those old people out into the flooded street"Isn't there any way for officials to force them to evacuate?"
Wolf Blitzer, asked a reporter at a senior citizens home
where 90 elderly people, some with serious medical conditions,
refused orders to leave, in the lead up to Hurricane Irene.

They chose to stay because they were not given assurances about WHERE they were going to, how long they would be gone, or the conditions under which they would be living, and in some cases....dying.

Remember the whole "Death Panel" business?
You know...when Republicans falsely claimed that a board would oversee whether to "pull the plug on Grandma".

I want everybody to remember that Wolf
"Tell us your worst fears"I was watching coverage of Hurricane Irene on CNN,
Wolf Blitzer was talking to a New York Official, when he asked the guy to
"Tell us your worst fears".
How exactly is this news?
I would have been SORELY tempted to say
"I fear good journalism and reportage are a dead art"
or
"I fear revealing my worst fears to fearmongers".

When the Official didn't bite at Wolf's bait, but instead responded with the "concerns" that were expected to be an issue,
Wolf Blitzer followed up with this question
"How many people are going to be without power?"

How the HELL would ANYBODY know?
How is this ANYTHING but FEARMONGERING?
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Death for the CRIME of Hugging

A 39-year-old guy who lived in Toronto decided to fly back home to Grenada for the holidays.
Just after Christmas, he was allegedly beaten to death by police after hugging a person he mistook as a friend (a female police officer).
But before my fellow Canadians get all bent out of shape about death for a hug in the Caribbean, let's not forget death for speaking a different language, as in the case of John Dienkanski.

The cops were offered a translator, but declined the offer, because they were too busy murdering the guy they couldn't understand.

Here in Keswick, we had the case of a kid who was charged with defending himself against a racist attack.
Not only was the boy charged for fighting back after being victimized, but he was trashed in the local paper.
The Georgina Advocate, under editor Tracy Kibble, couldn't HELP but point out the ethnicity of the child that was assaulted in a hate-crime that saw the WHITE perpetrator never even charged.
Although the charges against the victim were finally dropped, it wasn't until the parents had to foot the bill for a lawyer, and the whole business got INTERNATIONAL attention.
Negative attention.
Unlike the coverage it initially got from our "intrepid reporters" and those who identify themselves as "professional journalists" here in York.

Then of course there is me, tortured for the alleged crime of "trespassing" in Keswick, Georgina, York, Ontario, Canada.

People like Tracy Kibble, professional journalist
Journalism is hard, just ask Tracy KibbleHere is a hopefully still ongoing exchange between the Editor of the Georgina Advocate, Tracy Kibble, and I.
This is the e-mail I sent to get the conversation started:

Have you been following the ball ban story coming out of Toronto, Tracy?
Here is today's journal entry, entitled 'Give me balls or give me death' http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/Give-me-balls-or-give-me-death-269485172

I find it fascinating how some media deal with officials who overstep their authority in OTHER parts of Canada.

This brave approach is sadly lacking here in Keswick.

Your silence emboldens criminals in positions of power.

Saying noth
who give aid and comfort to these criminals with badges, should be held accountable for their role in sweeping cop crime under the carpet.
Tracy's tireless work to cover up for criminal cops will certainly lead to more corruption in the place I call home.

I aim to give her her just reward for the job she's done....

...perhaps a hug.

Have a nice day, don't taze me bro.

Mensa on IceMy prediction came true.

I've been saying that it was only a matter of time before we heard news of the first accident involving snowmobiles and the newly formed ice.

Sure enough, two geniuses decided that the ice that has only been jutting off shore for a couple of days was thick enough for a snowmobile ride.
Wrong, Messieurs Einstein.

To give you some idea of the stupidity of this, I wouldn't WALK on the ice yet...though a couple more days of cold and I will be testing the edges.

On foot....not with an expensive vehicle.

This is FAR different than what they did.
First off...I will be doing it in a few days, when it's thicke
You deserve Wresting Day offHappy Wrestling Day everly buddy.
Tell your Employer the King of All Toast said you could have the rest of the day off....with pay.
Now excuse me, while I go shopping for Wrestling Day bargains.

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Apocalyptic Shopping MeleeThe pepper spray was bad, but when the rubber bullets started flying I was really frightened.
Shoppers being trampled and tasered
We surged forward mindlessly, like cattle to slaughter.
Death itself could not stop us from our quest.

The sweet sweet taste of Christmas Chocolate, reduced 50%.

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Thinking about that corpse is funnySo here's how thinking about a dead body could make a person laugh.

I once heard this story about a man that killed his wife.
This guy then took a taxi to the airport.
He asked the cab driver to help him with a heavy suitcase.
"How heavy is it?"
"Heavy".

So unsuspecting cabbie helps the guy.
The guy leaves the suitcase at the airport, and flees.
His wife's body was discovered inside the bag when the airport authorities investigated the abandoned luggage.


So...when you get to 2:09 in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc8ZbVcdHpg&feature=email&email=comment_reply_received

You may see how my mind is going an entirel

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Confessions of a Millionaire Playboy

:iconbatslapplz:"I enjoy slapping Dick" - Bruce Wayne:iconbatslapplz:



I believe in Father BoxingIt's only fair, really.
I mean...there's a Father Christmas, why shouldn't Boxing Day have a Dad?

So, Father Boxing is my new tradition,
an icon for this day that we Canadians think of as a great day for shopping.
I would further remind everyone that I firmly believe the day after New Years should be called Wrestling Day.
Father Wrestling will be the symbol of that great holiday from this day forth.
Hooray for Father Boxing and his fellow side-kick Father Wrestling, may they always be the best icons representing next day after Santa and the Baby of the New Year they can be.
Huzzah!
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I was a teenage Satan ClawsEvery word is true.
When the full moon rose in the cold snow filled sky, I began my transformation.

Ho-ing, nodding and winking,
Twitching and writhing as I painfully mutated
into the Jolly one himself.

My teenage skin aging, washboard abs flabbing,
my metamorphosis a horror to witness.

Nobody knows the sheer terror that had become my life...

My life, as a teenage Santa Claus.

Merry Christmas, I hope you are all happy with yourself.

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Your daily inside joke: "You ruined Christmas".

Saying Merry Christmas is Cancerous...would be wrong, so I would never do that.

Welcome, to the 'Shit Jesus misses hearing you say' game.
Here is the home game version
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'I miss you saying (fill in the blank)' - Jesus

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Mari Christmas everly buddy, Hippy Hanukkah too
I saw Santa at the Bus StationNo shit.
As I was waiting for the GO bus home from Newmarket Station I saw a man with flowing white hair and beard, with a red hat with furry trim and pompom...you know...Santa's hat.
He had on a dark black overcoat, but underneath that, he had a red shirt.
I suspect he wore the black overcoat because it's not a working day, or he is working on something undercover.

I held open the door for Santa Claus at the bus station, and wished him a Merry Christmas as he passed.
"Merry Christmas" Santa said.

But that's not all, boys and girls.

I boarded the bus north, to Keswick, and who to my wondering eyes should board the bus but who, bu

Apocalyptic Shopping MeleeThe pepper spray was bad, but when the rubber bullets started flying I was really frightened.
Shoppers being trampled and tasered
We surged forward mindlessly, like cattle to slaughter.
Death itself could not stop us from our quest.

The sweet sweet taste of Christmas Chocolate, reduced 50%.

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Thinking about that corpse is funnySo here's how thinking about a dead body could make a person laugh.

I once heard this story about a man that killed his wife.
This guy then took a taxi to the airport.
He asked the cab driver to help him with a heavy suitcase.
"How heavy is it?"
"Heavy".

So unsuspecting cabbie helps the guy.
The guy leaves the suitcase at the airport, and flees.
His wife's body was discovered inside the bag when the airport authorities investigated the abandoned luggage.


So...when you get to 2:09 in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc8ZbVcdHpg&feature=email&email=comment_reply_received

You may see how my mind is going an entirel