Thursday, October 27, 2011

Mayor frightened by little old lady

The fear of little old ladies seems to be growing.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the latest to fall victim to this scourge on society.
I mentioned previously, about the fears that the York Regional Police have about little old ladies roving the neighbourhood. http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/42544096/

It seems that Comedian/Actor and star of 'This show has 22 Minutes' Mary Walsh*, 60, frightened Rob Ford so badly he had to phone 911.

This is the guy that got his position saying he would SAVE the city money.
You don't do that calling out the little old lady squad, Rob.

He claimed his daughter was "frightened" so he had to call the cops.
Mary Walsh said this was untrue.
“There was no child at all,” she told the Star. “I mean, was she inside his suit jacket? We never saw any children.” http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1075992
The footage aired on CBC shows no evidence of the daughter.
http://www.cbc.ca/22minutes/clips.html

Now...I am not suggesting we should get Rob Ford's child to vouch for her father's claims.

But, you know what?

Even if Rob Ford gets away with what I believe is a lie with his constituents,
family is a different thing.

Can you imagine the first time Rob Ford tries to instill honesty in this girl, once she finds out what he said?
"Yeah, Pop....what ever happened to that nice Mary Walsh woman?"

When he tries to teach her the value of money, that she shouldn't squander it.
"Uh huh....listen, I have something I've got to do right now, can we get back together in....say.....22 minutes?"

If he tries to discipline this kid in any way shape or form....
"Hello...911? I'm afraid of my Dad".

Oh the fun his daughter will have, if this story of Rob Ford's is just that....a story.

There has to be something said about using your own child as an excuse, if this is the case.

That's pretty low, EVEN for a politician like Rob Ford.

Have a nice day, free of fear from attacks from rabid packs of little old ladies. http://www.artizans.com/image/MOU294/mayor-rob-ford-scared-by-trick-or-treaters-color/


*I was reluctant to call Mary Walsh "old".
I am a fan, and she ain't that much longer in the tooth than I, truth be told.
But I suspect most of you viewers might deem sixty years old as...well....old, and for the sake of the narrative it's better to say "the Mayor is scared of little old women", than saying "Rob Ford is frightened of women".