Saturday, March 9, 2013

Pjope Benedict Unchained

Movie-maker Quentin Tarantino and musician Ted Nugent are working on a project about the Motor-City Madman time-travelling back to the days of slavery in America.
Tentative title of the film is 'Wango Django'.

Movie-maker Quentin Tarantino and pornstar Ron Jeremy are working on a period piece about slavery and rape. They plan to call the film 'Dangle Unchained'.

After the success of 'Argo', Ben Affleck is going to do another true life film about American troops being greeted as liberators in Toronto.

Then Affleck (the new John Wayne) is working on a true life sequel about when British and Canadian troops occupied Washington and painted the White House.

He's considering a true life project about Tim Horton discovering coffee shops in Buffalo, and how Tim secretly changed his middle name to 'Starbuck'.

Ben (Wayne) Affleck is going to do another true life film about how Don Cherry invented Hockey in Boston.

A Vatican Spokesman says there is no truth to the rumour that Pope Benedict is appearing in a Vegas show with his good friends Siegfried and Roy.


Vatican insiders say the most likely successor to Pope Benedict is Cardinal Frankenstein.