Fifty Shaves of Craig pt. 3

Fifty Shaves of Craig pt. 3

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 29, 2012, 5:16 AM

"Do you epilate daily?" I  inquired hesitantly.
"Not EVERY day" she stubbledly responded.

Fifty Shaves of Craig"I didn't shave" she bristled.

"Stop beating around the bush" I urgently sighed.

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"It looks like you shaved quite recently" I whiskered huskily.

"Nevermore" she waxed.

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Fifty Shaves of Craig Pt 2

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Fifty Shaves of Craig pt 2

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 28, 2012, 4:38 PM

Fifty Shaves of Craig"I didn't shave" she bristled.
"Stop beating around the bush" I urgently sighed.

"It looks like you shaved quite recently" I whiskered huskily.

"Nevermore" she waxed.

I am NOT a face-eater

No, I have NOT been snorting bath-salts
I ate a melon head
The facial features that I've just eaten
were nothing but refreshing watermelon
A face that I relished meeting and eating
No one is faceless or dead.

What's in a name, Anyway?

A woman sits down next to another mother on a park bench as their kids played together on a playground in Keswick, and they got to talking.

The woman was astonished that the other Mom had eleven children, all named Jayden.

“Why did you call all your kids Jayden? she asked her new friend.

“It’s a great time-saver, I can just yell “JAYDEN, time for bed”, and they all will come running”.

A perplexed look crossed the face of the first woman “But don’t you find it a little confusing? What if you only wanted to call one specific child, the second youngest, or the oldest? How do you get just their attention?”

“Simple…” said the mother of eleven “…then I just call them by their LAST names”

Explodes like a grenade in your bowels

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Mm

Mmm mmm mmm.
Nothing says "delicious detonation" like Bowel Buddy.
Now in Grenade flavour.
Bowel Buddy, treat yourself to an explosion of taste today. 

Fizzy Fifties

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Flower Fun

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Solar RainbowCookie ApokEclipse

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A rainbow cookie eclipses the sun
A true sign of the coming apocalypse
Wait a minute, that cookie is coming right towards us
It's moving faster now...
RUN FOR YOUR LI