Meme Roundup

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Santorum: Know Your Candidate

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I see Dick Santorum speaking

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/I-See-Dick-Santorum-292754364

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Speaking-of-santorum-292910770

Geraldo Rivera has a Hoodie Death-Wish?

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Geraldo-Rivera-has-a-Hoodie-Deathwish-292579601

Attack of the Piranha Bananas

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Attack-of-the-Piranha-Bananas-292531716

Unheeded Cry

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Unheeded-cry-292471233

Too late
Nobody came to the rescue
No one lent a hand
When you needed help
Another victim
Always too late
Again.

Picture of some bloodroot flowers on a photocopy of my hand sitting all alone on the cold cement floor.

How good do you feel, Dick/Police Male Chorus: Lonely Island Edition

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/How-good-do-you-feel-Dick-292291154

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Police-Male-Choir-Lonely-Island-Edition-292403088

More than just AWKWARD, Dick

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/More-than-just-AWKWARD-Dick-292203522

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Kim Kardasian gets flour thrown on her, the culprit is arrested and charged. Trayvon Martin was murdered and the killer hasn't even been charged. WTF?

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It's every parent's worst nightmare

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/It-s-every-parent-s-nightmare-291596727

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Dalton McGuinty: Fart Accident

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Dalton-McGuinty-Fart-Accident-291508305

Two sides of Santorum: UNEMPLOYMENT

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Two-sides-of-Santorum-UNEMPLOYMENT-291390127

Please, call me Whack Dike Penis

‎"Friended" Anagrams_Your_Names, after he/she dubbed me 'Whack Dike Penis'. GENIUS. Check out some of the other anagrams. http://www.reddit.com/user/Anagrams_Your_Names

We need to discuss this, now SHUT UP and listen

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/Advocate-Advocates-YOUR-SILENCE-290978039

Advocate Advocates YOUR SILENCE

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 18, 2012, 9:16 AM

This article was posted online by yorkregion.com.
[link]
Oddly, it was NOT included in the latest edition of the Georgina Advocate Newspaper.
The title of the article available online was:

'YouTube video fuels publication ban debate'

It was followed by NO comment section.
Yorkregion.com disabled comments, because they're NOT INTERESTED in any REAL debate. They want THEIR opinion heard, and they are working towards ensuring YOURS isn't...in co-operation with their pals the police.
It's like saying "We seriously need to discuss this, now shut up and fucking listen".

If anybody can give me a link to the youTube video mentioned in this article, I would be extremely grateful.
It's about time someone spoke out about the nasty gossip-hungry bullies in York Region.
I want this INNOCENT passenger, who the police THREATENED with MURDER CHARGES to know that the people calling her a "cop killer" are scum, and that she's not alone.
The cops and the media are desperately trying to stifle free speech.
The more they try to put a lid on discussion of this matter, the more I suspect there is something they are trying to HIDE from the public.
I just wonder if Garrett Styles actions played any part in his untimely demise.
Did he grab the steering wheel?
Why are the police and press so intent on intimidating people into silence if they have nothing to hide?

Why does Advocate FEAR the Truth?I posted the comment below this paragraph after a story about a ruling by the Ontario Press Council was published in the Georgina Advocate. http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1227837--press-council-dismisses-police-complaint
The Georgina Advocate removed the comment, and changed the settings so nobody could contradict their biased take on the ruling....
Here is the opinion they were so frightened you might read that they deleted it, and curtailed any further public dissent:

"We still have a right to hear the full story, reguardless of what yorkregion.com believes is appropriate.
When Constable Styles was asked what happened,

Journalism and GrammarFar be it from me, a person who is NOT a "professional journalist", to give advice to someone who claims they are....OK, so maybe NOT so far....

:thumb269890505::thumb288898412:

....but I can't help but comment on a mistake that keeps being repeated by the local paper.

Joe Fantauzzi, the reporter who insinuated that an underage run-away was a prostitute, has continually started sentences like this:

"York Regional Police has...."
Or
"York Regional Police is...."
Or
"York Regional Police does not..."

The way I remember it, from PUBLIC school, is this:
if you are talking in the plural, it should be:

"York Regional Police HAVE..."
a

Journalism is hard, just ask Tracy KibbleHere is a hopefully still ongoing exchange between the Editor of the Georgina Advocate, Tracy Kibble, and I.
This is the e-mail I sent to get the conversation started:

Have you been following the ball ban story coming out of Toronto, Tracy?
Here is today's journal entry, entitled 'Give me balls or give me death' http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/Give-me-balls-or-give-me-death-269485172

I find it fascinating how some media deal with officials who overstep their authority in OTHER parts of Canada.

This brave approach is sadly lacking here in Keswick.

Your silence emboldens criminals in positions of power.

Saying nothing ensure

Question HONESTY of AdvocateThe Georgina Advocate recently ran a story about a Keswick man who is facing charges of child pornography. http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1309763--georgina-man-arrested-on-child-porn-charges

If this person is, in fact, guilty of the allegations made by the York Regional Police, then I hope the Judge punishes him to the full extent of the law....IF he is guilty.

But here's the thing about the YRP and the Advocate, they don't always get it right, or act in an appropriate manner, when it comes to issues of morality and law and order.

For instance, I believe it was reporter Joe Fantauzzi who gossiped about an underage female, a

Be careful what you agree to"York Regional Police makes no representations, warranties or guarantees of any kind, express or implied, as to the content, sequence, accuracy, reliability, timeliness or completeness of any of the information or data provided herein".

So starts the document before the Crime Map http://www.yrp.ca/crimemap-disclaimer.aspx that I found out about from following @YRP on Twitter.

To that statement I can wholeheartedly attest. From my experience I've concluded the York Regional police take no responsibility for accuracy, reliability, timeliness or completion of any of their duties.

But I will not be looking at the YRP Crime Map, because I would

Councillor Szollosy: Straightman"Can we do something to make them regular rectangles instead of odd-shaped appendages?" - Councillor Dave Szollosy http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1317631--georgina-goes-awol

Apparently, Dave Szollosy thinks changing the borders of a piece of undesirable property will make it more desirable, despite having little or no building permit opportunity, and restrictions pertaining to environmental protection.
Some of the properties would be difficult to access because they have no road frontage, or they have a landlocked status.
Many would require planning approval for development because they don't meet minimum requirements for resident

No C

Batman & Robin Toss the Salad of Crime

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Crime-Fighting-can-give-you-Bad-Breath-Old-Chum-290973479

Invasive Banana Paparazzi

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Invasive-Banana-Paparazzi-290790530

Councillor Dave Szollosy: Straightman

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/Councillor-Szollosy-Straightman-290589861

Councillor Szollosy: Straightman

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 16, 2012, 8:34 AM

"Can we do something to make them regular rectangles instead of odd-shaped appendages?" - Councillor Dave Szollosy [link]

Apparently, Dave Szollosy thinks changing the borders of a piece of undesirable property will make it more desirable, despite having little or no building permit opportunity, and restrictions because of environmental protection.
Some of the properties would be difficult to access because they have no road frontages or they have a landlocked status.
Many would require planning approval for development because they don't meet minimum requirements for residential development, according to the article that I provided the link to.

"Can we do something to make them regular rectangles instead of odd-shaped appendages?"

Perfect set-up, Dave....
Since you no longer respond to my queries about your conflict of interest and my defamation by your employer, the Catholic School Board....


Did YOU know that Councillor Dave Szollosy has an odd shaped appendage growing out of his shoulders?

Just kidding, his head is perfectly square.

It's ready for development too...
There's nothing but empty space inside.

Why does Advocate FEAR the Truth?I posted the comment below this paragraph after a story about a ruling by the Ontario Press Council was published in the Georgina Advocate. http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1227837--press-council-dismisses-police-complaint
The Georgina Advocate removed the comment, and changed the settings so nobody could contradict their biased take on the ruling....
Here is the opinion they were so frightened you might read that they deleted it, and curtailed any further public dissent:

"We still have a right to hear the full story, reguardless of what yorkregion.com believes is appropriate.
When Constable Styles was asked what happened,

Journalism and GrammarFar be it from me, a person who is NOT a "professional journalist", to give advice to someone who claims they are....OK, so maybe NOT so far....

:thumb269890505::thumb288898412:

....but I can't help but comment on a mistake that keeps being repeated by the local paper.

Joe Fantauzzi, the reporter who insinuated that an underage run-away was a prostitute, has continually started sentences like this:

"York Regional Police has...."
Or
"York Regional Police is...."
Or
"York Regional Police does not..."

The way I remember it, from PUBLIC school, is this:
if you are talking in the plural, it should be:

"York Regional Police HAVE..."
a

Journalism is hard, just ask Tracy KibbleHere is a hopefully still ongoing exchange between the Editor of the Georgina Advocate, Tracy Kibble, and I.
This is the e-mail I sent to get the conversation started:

Have you been following the ball ban story coming out of Toronto, Tracy?
Here is today's journal entry, entitled 'Give me balls or give me death' http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/journal/Give-me-balls-or-give-me-death-269485172

I find it fascinating how some media deal with officials who overstep their authority in OTHER parts of Canada.

This brave approach is sadly lacking here in Keswick.

Your silence emboldens criminals in positions of power.

Saying nothing ensure

Question HONESTY of AdvocateThe Georgina Advocate recently ran a story about a Keswick man who is facing charges of child pornography. http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1309763--georgina-man-arrested-on-child-porn-charges

If this person is, in fact, guilty of the allegations made by the York Regional Police, then I hope the Judge punishes him to the full extent of the law....IF he is guilty.

But here's the thing about the YRP and the Advocate, they don't always get it right, or act in an appropriate manner, when it comes to issues of morality and law and order.

For instance, I believe it was reporter Joe Fantauzzi who gossiped about an underage female, a

His mother wanted a penis?"His mother wanted a pianist" said the '60 Minutes' correspondent and anchor of CBS NEWS.

It sure would have been mortifying for CBS if they had to explain that the mother of Leon Panetta did NOT desire male genitalia.:giggle:

Thankfully, Scott Pelley did NOT get the pronunciation of "pianist" incorrect....unlike the way he pronounced "memento".

It's embarrassing enough that Scott Pelley, a journalist, apparently thinks the word is "MOMENTO", but "His Mom wanted a Dick" would have been TOO funny...unless we're talking about Leon's brother, Richard.

By the way, I don't know if Leon Panetta actually has a brother named Dick, a

Be careful what you agree to"York Regional Police makes no representations, warranties or guarantees of any kind, express or implied, as to the content, sequence, accuracy, reliability, timeliness or completeness of any of the information or data provided herein".

So starts the document before the Crime Map http://www.yrp.ca/crimemap-disclaimer.aspx that I found out about from following @YRP on Twitter.

To that statement I can wholeheartedly attest. From my experience I've concluded the York Regional police take no responsibility for accuracy, reliability, timeliness or completion of any of their duties.

But I will not be looking at the YRP Crime Map, because I would

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Caught in the Shower

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Spy-Cam-catches-Banana-in-the-Shower-290270008

Battle of the Idiot Journalists

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Sarah-Palin-Journalist-289742908

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Rush-Limbaugh-on-Education-289836913

Sarah Palin: Statesman

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Sarah-Palin-Statesman-289561412

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Sarah-Palin-talks-pure-bullshit-289549938

Humour at OUR EXPENSE

#KeswickProblems How nice that Danny, Dave and Rob can have some amusement at our expense, after all that hard work they did, wasting our cash on a frivolous lawsuit.

What a wise use of tax money, designating a day to celebrate the school that violated my rights repeatedly, apparently, with the Council’s blessing.

Shame.

Something tells me that the comment I made under this article will be removed by the Georgina Advocate, who is not interested in telling the public the truth about what happened to me…but this record will remain, and my calls for an accounting of this incident will not disappear so easily.

http://www.yorkregion.com/news/article/1303898—georgina-goes-awol

This title is not here

http://keswickpinhead.deviantart.com/art/Mask-of-Civility-286528909

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Have sympathy for poor Mitt Romney

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"I'm also unemployed" said the robotic Billionaire who took in three hundred and fifty thousand dollars in speaking fees, to an unemployed mother who is struggling to keep a roof over her head.

As much as my heart bleeds for destitute Billionaire Robotney, it's my fervent wish that the being who said "let Detroit go bankrupt" and "I'm not concerned about the very poor" is NOT employed by the American people as their President.
Call me old-fashioned, but I think the Commander in Chief should be human.